there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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