Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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