In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
i would one night stand the shit outta him
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
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