Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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