Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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