That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
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