i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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