FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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