I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
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