Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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