i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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