so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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