I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Randomize
