we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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