she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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