I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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