Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
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