So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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