Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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