I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
Dear god my vagina.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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