Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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