His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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