i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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