I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
a search helicopter?!
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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