cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
We need to get me chipped asap
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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