okay pat passed out under dana's car
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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