Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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