where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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