Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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