So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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