Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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