I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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