I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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