West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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