i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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