just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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