I wanna passion pit in your ass
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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