New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
my sisters under your porch take her home
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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