Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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