My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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