someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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