not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
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