addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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