Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
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