found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
I am midnight drunk by noon
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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