they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
Randomize
