If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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