your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
