Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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