Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
We named our party play list daddy issues
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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