FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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